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You know, instead of insulting us, maybe they should put up some targets for encouragement.

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The help desk at my university had this same sign posted. As such, I was always extra polite to the techs, just in case they were serious.

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This is one of those things I had to look up, just to make sure it was legit. Turns out, it totally is. It’s crayfish, not lobsters, but they’re still illegal to sell. But they have no problem with you going to a prostitute and getting crabs…how odd.

Submitted by: Cambridge, UK via Oddly Specific

I’ve heard of the hills being alive with the sound of music, but never a park bench. That’s some damn talented furniture.

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If you ask me, we’re going too far with being politically correct and coming up with new euphemisms. When I was a kid, the octopus was just dead. Nothing like a little trauma at the aquarium to really give your childhood meaning.

Submitted by: Kumara Junction, New Zealand via Oddly Specific

There are numerous Eddie Izzard jokes I could make here, so I’ll just let you fill in your own.

It is nice of them to tell you, though.

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The lesson here being: if something’s boring, just rotate it 45 degrees to the left and get the party started!

I looked it up. That’s not even an actual diamond. Apparently Shreddies didn’t pass high school geometry either.

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As someone originally from Michigan, I have no trouble at all believing this is in Detroit somewhere.

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The fact that there’s even a sign for this makes me want to go live on Mars.