Comments on: I Guess The Secret is Out Now.

By: RedneckExpress

RedneckExpress — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:46:43 +0000

So, where exactly is this sign at? Does it still exist, or is this just an old photograph? I like to find stuff like this in my travels, its always good for an entertaining story.

By: Someone

Someone — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:59:31 +0000

Grant, relax that be might what the sign meant, but the wording of the sign is whats funny. I think the image of the giant Inspector Clusoes is good, but I would rather go with giant Maxwell Smarts (I think Steve Carroll does a better job but I digress……)

By: ginger_wookey

ginger_wookey — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:05:03 +0000

@Grant – what, so they drive nukes round for sight-seeing trips near you?

Personally, I am happy imagining the giant radiation-breathing Inspector Clusoes…

By: Someone

Someone — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:47:17 +0000

Well, they could have been referring to Metal Gears… those things like to take walks…

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:39:30 +0000

Next goal: keep the sign-makers radiation free.

By: Grant

Grant — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:25:46 +0000

The nukes are carried in trucks. The trucks are unmarked for security purposes. Security details also travel with the trucks, also in unmarked vehicles. Driving safely prevents you from crashing into an ICBM loaded truck and from a resulting radiation leak. What is so weird about this? Don’t they drive nukes around where you live?

By: Rich_Roast

Rich_Roast — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:06:41 +0000

This is utterly mental. Are the nuclear warheads taking walks now? Have they somehow mutated into intelligent beings? With legs, or wheels, or driving licenses? And, whether or not a nuclear warhead is marked as such, are people really not able to tell what they are? Are they wearing disguises? Fake moustaches and funny spectacles?

Also, whilst keeping children radiation-free is certainly a laudable pursuit, it can only be relevant to the above in the scariest way possible. Last I looked, outside of Hollywood driving into a nuclear warhead will not detonate it. It will total the vehicle, but it won’t cause a thermo-nuclear explosion (even if that were the worry, I think keeping radiation-free would be the last thing on our children’s minds). I’m going to assume, then, that we’re not only talking about wandering ICBMs, but wandering ICBMs which are leaking, or at this point, breathing radiation Godzilla-like at any children they find.

Nuclear warheads disguised as giant inspector Cluesoes walking the highways breathing green clouds of radiation at innocent children.

Everything about this sign is wrong.