Did it Level Up?
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
If you ask me, we’re going too far with being politically correct and coming up with new euphemisms. When I was a kid, the octopus was just dead. Nothing like a little trauma at the aquarium to really give your childhood meaning.
@Prince of Insufficient Light
you win.
Attention ladies and gentlemen: we’re pretty sure the octopus has experienced Hamburger Time. We’ll be getting a new one. The new one will also eventually experience Hamburger Time. And so will we all. Look forward to Hamburger Time.
way to sound atheistically enigmatic
This was at the Newport Aquarium in Covington, KY. I am a member there, and saw this a few weeks ago. Haha.
Sadly, I read that as “complicated” it’s lifestyle. While I was trying to figure out what that meant I read where it said “dead” and had to go back and read the sign. HURR