What If I Have to Itch My Firetruck?
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
I need some help. My [censored] got [censored] in a [censored] and I hate to [censored] [censored], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [censored] until someone found me, but my [censored] isn’t that good today.
Well, I guess that leaves hockey out of the conversation!
What the uck is this it about? Ain’t this sign a itch?
Please
do not capitalise a preposition, and if you want to write suffixes, you put dashes before them (-uck, -it, -itch), not to mention that while mere two exclamation marks are not a sign of full-blown insanity, you’re skirting the edge there.
I need some help. My [duck] got [stuck] in a [ditch] and I hate to [admit] [it], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [wait] until someone found me, but my [luck] isn’t that good today.
earingsway inyay igpay atinlay oesday otnay endyay ithway osethay…
Or for those who don’t understand Pig Latin (or my dialect):
Swearing in pig latin does not end with those…
madlib: I was thinking “truck”, but I like yours better.
That does cover an awful lot of words, and not even all the ones I think they intended to cover. Especially since people tend to combine them with others. Are words ending in -ithead OK? What about -itchface or -ucker?
That would be quite a switch for my Brit friend, Chuck.
But I bet one buck on that switch to itch the lit duck spit!
So… cunt is still on the table?
I need some help. My [bitch] got [spit] in a [truck] and I hate to [twitch] [& shit], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [cluck] until someone found me, but my [benefit] isn’t that good today.
So, “fucking bitches” is technically still allowed…
I need some help. My [truck] got [stuck] in a [ditch] and I hate to [admit] [it], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [sit] until someone found me, but my [luck] isn’t that good today.
^ ha
First (censored) your (censored). Then (censored) over to the (censored). Finally, (censored) with a (censored) and eat your (censored). That should help.
What is a four letter word ending in k that means intercourse? well, TALK, of course!
So, “you dumbass cocksucker from Hell” is okay?
I like Bill’s the best LOL although I was trying to put in as many curse words as I could but nothing made sense haha funny how by substituting the word “censored” for absolutely ANY other word causes the mind to automatically think of the worst word possible.
I need some help. My [shit] got [stuck] in a [bitch] and I hate to [admit] [it], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [f*ck] until someone found me, but my [grit*] isn’t that good today
*(meaning stamina)
Although every tween and teen out there will think it’s hilarious, it just doesn’t sound as good.
ROFL…… ooooh, gotta wipe the tears and my sides hurt…
Great comments.
What if someone throws a fit?
Being the company censor during baseball season must be a real joy:
Here’s the windup and the [bleep]
The batter swings and the ball drops into left field for a [bleep]
Our ace is throwing really well today – in four innings, he’s [bleep] out five batters
Joe came up to bat really needing a [bleep], but the first [bleep] was high and inside. Joe forgot to [bleep] and was [bleep] by the [bleep]
I lolled until I had a [stitch] in my side.
anon says: So, “fucking bitches” is technically still allowed…
You are absolutely correct, good sir.
“Hello, I’d like to buy a hitch kit for my truck.”
What about words ending in “-igger”?
what if i have to sit and stitch my duck?
yay! i ove to (censored) my (censored). and sometimes i have random (censored), but that doesnt stop me from ridin in my (censored). and sometimes my pet (censored) likes to (censored) in my (censored). i dont know why. you know what? im having fried (censored) tonight!!!!
Well, this might actually give us some insight as to at least two of the other words the Knights Who Say Ni cannot hear!
Note that behind IT is a shrubbery!
Knights that say Ni: Modern Warfare
That’s going to be interesting…. “It” is definitely a word ending in “it.” I’d be amused to see how many violations crop up in the average conversation. Could make a good drinking game….
Notice how they never mentioned words ending in unt.