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Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

The fact that there’s even a sign for this makes me want to go live on Mars.


36 Responses to “Just Don’t”

  1. Kelli says:

    No conga lines with the sheep.

  2. JT says:

    Like you’d need a reminder…

  3. Hug says:

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    WIN!

  4. schwal says:

    I think tthat sign means no cow tipping. still hilarious.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

  5. kvweber says:

    That would be a very small cow. Looks more like a sheep to me; with the wool around the legs.

    Either way, don’t push livestock across the road.

  6. Oweinh says:

    I love lamb!

  7. Jess Carter says:

    That could quite possibly be on a road going into Wales.

  8. Comrade Question says:

    yeah thats most definitely a sheep

  9. Seibee says:

    I don’t remember /ever/ seeing that in the Highway Code manual.

  10. mindle says:

    Hmm.. Must be in New Zealand

  11. Sparrow says:

    Looks like Stickman’s been a baaaaaaahhh-d boy.

  12. killerofthesky says:

    Well, Sticky isn’t wearing a skirt/kilt, so it’s obviously not Scotland.

  13. Rich says:

    This reminds me of an old joke:

    Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    Sheep can hear zippers.

  14. Ha, I think the graphic artist needs to adjust the spacing between the human and the animal. I guess we all have some dirty minds since it’s CLEARLY don’t push the sheep right? ;)

  15. the cat says:

    …I see only one way to interpret it considering there is clearly SOMETHING coming out of the man’s crotch and into the sheep’s rear end.

    Then again, I can’t think of what that something could be, as it’s much too thick to be anything I can think of that you’d find attached to a man’s crotch. Either that, or the guy’s wasting his talent with sheep.

  16. killerofthesky says:

    @ Rich
    England is prim and proper, Scotland’s depraved… and he isn’t wearing a kilt. Can’t you see Sticky’s unkilted legs? He is obviously a stickman from Alberta.

  17. Mad_Hatteress says:

    Well, it’s a country where they drive on the left hand side of the road, and enjoy the company of sheep. *Looks across the Tasman ocean* Hello New Zealand!

  18. Ratava says:

    Oh, Stickman. Is there anything you won’t screw?

  19. Snark Attack says:

    Damn tourists! Just because they are on vacation, they think they can do ANYTHING! (angrily hammers up sign)

  20. Snark Attack says:

    Seriously, though, the sign above is a “Sheep Crossing” sign. This one, is, I believe, a “Don’t try to shove the sheep out of the way if they are milling in the road in front of your car” sign. And that “thing” between sheep-ass and stickman-crotch is the sheep’s TAIL.

    Get your minds out of the gutter! (It is already WAY to crowded down here!)

  21. Lee says:

    @Rich
    Every time I’ve heard that one, it had something along the lines of “at 100 meters” (usually yards, which doesn’t make sense since Europe uses the metric system. :P ) attached to end of it.

  22. LissLiss says:

    I want to go live on Mars too.
    Why, you may ask?
    Because PIGFARTS IS ON MARS.

  23. mommabrooks says:

    what can i say JUST DONT

  24. mommabrooks says:

    what else can ypou say!

  25. ratamacue says:

    Screw the sheep, eat the women.

  26. Hellmark says:

    With the way that leg is, looks to me more like a tail.

    I thought it was a sign saying no kangaroos screwing sheep.

  27. Alex says:

    That from New Zealand hmm?

  28. Karen Schroeder says:

    Not a cow..obvious…its a sheep profile. And last I remember you can’t tip sheep over so the only obvious answer to this sign is…it’s definitely time to move to Mars.

  29. Texan says:

    This is a joke, but not like you’d think. It does NOT mean “do not %&$* sheep”. The sign above it is a CATTLE crossing sign. Cattle ranchers do not like sheep, as sheep tear up fields too much, etc. This sign ACTUALLY means “no %&$*ing sheep” as in “we don’t want no %&$*ing sheep around here”.

    This resembles the old joke about American beer resembles sex in a canoe, as they are both %&$*ing close to water.

  30. Lau says:

    Why coat tails, I wonder…

  31. hola. me here says:

    That’s in Wales XD

  32. Lop says:

    The Welsh sheep shaggers

  33. Philbob says:

    Welcome to Nottinghamshire! XD

  34. frickinspam says:

    Clearly it’s a warning not to pet the sheep (while f***ing it).

  35. roflmao says:

    its obviously new zealand they love to “push the sheep through the gates” ;P

  36. something says:

    this reminds me of an inside joke among me and my friends

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