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So, what’s your best sink pick-up line?
This funny was posted on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 at 10:00 am
Makes you wonder where the bathroom is..
Worse: their hands are dirty D:
That HAS to be a mistranslation! It’s brilliant either way though!
Reminds me of the 1996 version of Romeo + Juliet… when they first meet through the see-through fish tank separating the washrooms =D
Wanna pull on my soap dispenser?
Turning the hot water on reminds me of you, hot
here’s a few-
nice lather, wanna come over and teach me how you got it so foamy?
that is a clean hand. wanna dirty it up a bit?
f*ck this. b*tch, you are gonna come over and suck my balls.
I personally like the last one.
Look closer..you can see where someone has blacked out the ‘S’…
What would that matter?
“Feeling dirty?”
Maybe there are people with hand-washing fetishes hiding around the corner, that jump out and hit on you, with out warning.
Hey, I see you’re washing your hands. Don’t. I like it dirty :B.
Does this soap smell like chloroform to you?
I only need two pumps…
Oh. I AM clumsy! I seem to have: Dropped. The. Soap! Could you pick it up for me?
I’m assuming this was in the men’s room???
Lindsey Petersen
Have you ever seen a crisp 50 dollar bill?
hey baby…you lather here often?
Sorry I couldn’t find a vid, but it reminded me of In Plain Sight, in the pilot Mary hits some Hell’s Angel type of dude in the dick with a bar of soap.
Well hey there Ivory beauty. What do you say I Dial you sometime, my Dove?
Dave Letterman’s Top 10 Sign’s (litterally) “You might be in a Gay Bar”
“Ya know what they say about a man with big hands …”
“and boy, are yours tiny”
Ray William Johnson FTW!
Hey there doll, Why not use some of *my soap* to lather like that, huh?
hey there baby. wait… wtf are you doing in the men’s room!?
Sorry, bit slow, meant to hit on you at the urinal, dude
Do you always wash before AND after?
I think it’s just an encouragement to wash your hands. “If you wash your hands, you may get hit on by beautiful women!”
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Makes you wonder where the bathroom is..
Worse: their hands are dirty D:
That HAS to be a mistranslation! It’s brilliant either way though!
Reminds me of the 1996 version of Romeo + Juliet… when they first meet through the see-through fish tank separating the washrooms =D
Wanna pull on my soap dispenser?
Turning the hot water on reminds me of you, hot
here’s a few-
nice lather, wanna come over and teach me how you got it so foamy?
that is a clean hand. wanna dirty it up a bit?
f*ck this. b*tch, you are gonna come over and suck my balls.
I personally like the last one.
Look closer..you can see where someone has blacked out the ‘S’…
What would that matter?
“Feeling dirty?”
Maybe there are people with hand-washing fetishes hiding around the corner, that jump out and hit on you, with out warning.
Hey, I see you’re washing your hands. Don’t. I like it dirty :B.
Does this soap smell like chloroform to you?
I only need two pumps…
Oh. I AM clumsy! I seem to have: Dropped. The. Soap! Could you pick it up for me?
I’m assuming this was in the men’s room???
Lindsey Petersen
Have you ever seen a crisp 50 dollar bill?
hey baby…you lather here often?
Sorry I couldn’t find a vid, but it reminded me of In Plain Sight, in the pilot Mary hits some Hell’s Angel type of dude in the dick with a bar of soap.
Well hey there Ivory beauty. What do you say I Dial you sometime, my Dove?
Dave Letterman’s Top 10 Sign’s (litterally) “You might be in a Gay Bar”
“Ya know what they say about a man with big hands …”
“and boy, are yours tiny”
Ray William Johnson FTW!
Hey there doll, Why not use some of *my soap* to lather like that, huh?
hey there baby. wait… wtf are you doing in the men’s room!?
Sorry, bit slow, meant to hit on you at the urinal, dude
Do you always wash before AND after?
I think it’s just an encouragement to wash your hands. “If you wash your hands, you may get hit on by beautiful women!”