You've Been Warned

Submitted by: Dark Monkey via Oddly Specific
Ummm, yeah…I’m just gonna go sit in the shower and cry.
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Submitted by: Dark Monkey via Oddly Specific
Ummm, yeah…I’m just gonna go sit in the shower and cry.
Sounds like a fun afternoon to me.
*sniff* and if i don’t give him a booty call every weekend, he’ll tell my husband…
Had me at hello.
What they don’t tell you is that wearing loose clothing and using an airhorn can get you by unnoticed. Go on, try it.
He said he just wanted to be friends…oh gawd! the horns were sooo cold…ohhhh
I’ll bet the sign did its job and kept people out! (Who listens to regular “danger” signs anymore??)
Great, I bet I’ll have to make him a sandwich and everything.
I didn’t know bulls f-ed dogs.
Sounds like grass underwear time!!!
Sounds like it is time to break out the shot gun bbq sauce and charcoal and have us a good old fashioned Texas bbq party
I’d say this is a hell of a lot more effective than a simple “no trespassing” sign. If I ever end up owning a large piece of property, I’m gonna put this on the fence whether I own cattle or not.
Actually, since the first thing I thought of was that ‘the bulls’ is German slang for the police, my mind went in a distinctly different, albeit no less guttery, direction.
Anglers! It’s a trap!
Yes please! ^^