I Would Think This Would Be Obvious

Submitted by: gotcottonmouth
But if things like this weren’t needed, we wouldn’t have The Darwin Awards.

Submitted by: gotcottonmouth
But if things like this weren’t needed, we wouldn’t have The Darwin Awards.

Submitted by: Unknown
We suggest cutting out your fiber for a few days…

Submitted by: MissTristaAnne via Oddly Specific
I swear I thought this was at a Victoria’s Secret for a second, and those were bras. My second look deflated my original shock.

Submitted by: Raptor2213
This kind of begs the question: Are roofers normally on drugs?

I didn’t know that reptiles could make signs! Man that opens up a whole new world…

Submitted by: Spencer Ash
Not here, at least. You go two towns over for that.

Submitted by: Unknown
The big issue here is that he doesn’t understand personal space.

Submitted by: Unknown
Some churches excel in salvation, some in song, but Benton Heights excels at naps.

Submitted by: Unknown
And we aren’t afraid to use them.

Submitted by: Unknown
Please, be considerate enough to leave strips for the rest of us.