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Wildlife Wednesday Part 1: Let’s Get Physical

Jun. 16, 2010

Welcome to Wildlife Wednesday here on Oddly Specific!

Today I’m going to tell you about Mother Nature’s silent killer: Sarah Palin BP animal obesity.

After watching Over the Hedge three times doing extensive research, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s all Dreamworks’ fault. Shame on them for glorifying junk food that way!

Fortunately, there’s hope. A group of whackjobs PETA members animal rights activists have posted some helpful signs to raise awareness.

Warning:  Stupid Red Squirrels

Submitted by: Scotland,UK via Oddly Specific

It’s not their fault they’ve gained so much weight they can barely move. Imagine if you were constantly gorging on delicious french fries, all crispy and salty and golden brown….

What was I saying? Oh! Don’t make fun of the fat squirrels!

Funny Signs - This Place is Self-Serve

Submitted by: Outside My Apartment Complex via Oddly Specific

Here’s a step in the right direction. Don’t feed the geese from the patio, make them come all the way to the back door! You can never get too much cardio.

Funny Signs - The Avian Diet

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

This sign is perfect. The pigeons are acknowledging their weight problem and asking for help. It’s nice to finally see animals with a sense of personal responsibility.

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Bloodsucking Fiends!

May. 24, 2010

Funny Signs - Bloodsucking Fiends!

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Finally someone is listening! I’ve been warning people for years that squirrels are actually small, furry vampires.

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Rabid Squirrels!

Mar. 4, 2010

Rabid Squirrels!

Submitted by: San Francisco, CA via Oddly Specific

The very last line reads: “You will also seriously piss off the bitch who pays good money for this garage, and nobody wants that.”

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BEWARE! Take care. Squirrels.

Oct. 28, 2009

Oh Nuts

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