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This kind of begs the question: Are roofers normally on drugs?

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A long, long time ago, in a duplex far, far away.

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The Department of Redundancy Department would like to have a word with you.

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Next aisle over: Crying and Killing.

Submitted by: Galway, Ireland via Oddly Specific

Clearly this establishment is against dieting.

I can’t wait to see next March! The anticipation is killing me.

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Maybe they are open on Grovlofksday.

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You wouldn’t need food stamps if you used the proper ingenuity.

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Here at the Quality Inn, we accept citizens from any of our solar system’s planets. But you damn Plutonians better stay the hell away. To Best Western with you!

Submitted by: Aaron via Oddly Specific

Otherwise it wouldn’t be much of a suicide.