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That’s Not What I Heard


March 10th, 2010 chwazymoto 13 comments

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Dainty eaters my ass. Seagulls are the garbage disposals of the sea.

Well That’s No Fun


March 9th, 2010 chwazymoto 13 comments

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I don’t know what this place is, but if they felt the need to put up this sign, I want to visit.

Just Sit in the Dark


March 5th, 2010 chwazymoto 15 comments

Just Sit in the Dark

Submitted by: An office. Toronto, Canada via Oddly Specific

Either they’re scared of the dark or they’re really trying to cut back on energy costs.

But…but…


March 5th, 2010 chwazymoto 12 comments

But...But...

Submitted by: Hawaii (obviously) via Oddly Specific

Well now I’m just confused.

So Which Button Do I Press?


February 28th, 2010 Moriarty 24 comments

So Which Button Do I Press?

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Emergency release button is for emergency use only. And only use your index finger!

What If I Have to Itch My Firetruck?


February 9th, 2010 chwazymoto 30 comments

Funny Signs - What If I Have to Itch My Firetruck?

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I need some help. My [censored] got [censored] in a [censored] and I hate to [censored] [censored], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [censored] until someone found me, but my [censored] isn’t that good today.

Why MSU is Better than U of M


February 9th, 2010 chwazymoto 49 comments

Funny Signs - Why MSU is Better than U of M

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I’ve heard of hair clogs, but I’ve never heard of a semen clog. I mean, I would get it if it was paper towels, or tampons, or anything else, really, but last I checked, semen was water soluble.

Makes me glad I didn’t go to U of M, since obviously there’s something in the water.

*Edit*
All you U of M people saying it’s a joke and not funny are just further proving my point.

Well I’d Hate to Interrupt


February 6th, 2010 chwazymoto 31 comments

Submitted by: Cambridge, UK via Oddly Specific

I’ve heard of the hills being alive with the sound of music, but never a park bench. That’s some damn talented furniture.

No Parking


February 3rd, 2010 chwazymoto 44 comments

Funny Signs - No Parking

Submitted by: Elephant Pass Pancake Barn, Tasmania via Oddly Specific

Your Move


February 3rd, 2010 chwazymoto 41 comments

Funny signs - Your Move

Submitted by: Detroit, MI via Oddly Specific

As someone originally from Michigan, I have no trouble at all believing this is in Detroit somewhere.