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Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Dainty eaters my ass. Seagulls are the garbage disposals of the sea.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I don’t know what this place is, but if they felt the need to put up this sign, I want to visit.

Submitted by: An office. Toronto, Canada via Oddly Specific

Either they’re scared of the dark or they’re really trying to cut back on energy costs.

Submitted by: Hawaii (obviously) via Oddly Specific

Well now I’m just confused.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Emergency release button is for emergency use only. And only use your index finger!

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I need some help. My [censored] got [censored] in a [censored] and I hate to [censored] [censored], but I can’t get out. I thought I’d [censored] until someone found me, but my [censored] isn’t that good today.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I’ve heard of hair clogs, but I’ve never heard of a semen clog. I mean, I would get it if it was paper towels, or tampons, or anything else, really, but last I checked, semen was water soluble.

Makes me glad I didn’t go to U of M, since obviously there’s something in the water.

*Edit*
All you U of M people saying it’s a joke and not funny are just further proving my point.

Submitted by: Cambridge, UK via Oddly Specific

I’ve heard of the hills being alive with the sound of music, but never a park bench. That’s some damn talented furniture.

Submitted by: Elephant Pass Pancake Barn, Tasmania via Oddly Specific

Submitted by: Detroit, MI via Oddly Specific

As someone originally from Michigan, I have no trouble at all believing this is in Detroit somewhere.