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But if things like this weren’t needed, we wouldn’t have The Darwin Awards.

Not here, at least. You go two towns over for that.

And we aren’t afraid to use them.

And who decides who is weak? I think my boss is weak, so can I hurdle him?

Stickman, you so crazy! Everyone knows that the only thing you feed a saltwater crocodile is a hand, and a clock.

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Caution: Limbo contests may enrage Zeus

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I heartily agree with this sign. If I were a trained stuntman, I’d use it to commit insurance fraud.

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Because sometimes a triple espresso just doesn’t cut it.

Hello intrepid readers! Welcome to this week’s edition of Stickmen In Peril. After watching his beloved LadyStick get carried away by an insidious tide, we needed to take a week to regroup. It turns out that the tide took her into a foreboding looking house and we needed time to travel and find suitable infiltration disguises.

Pretty brilliant huh?

Wild Stickman Catcher: Rebecca F

But now that we’ve disembarked from the train, we’re ready to go. Let’s skip ahead……
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It’s like a work of art seeing Sticky’s masterful skill at picking a lock; shame you guys missed it. Wait, what’s that Sticky? Don’t you shush me. I’ll narrate your adventures at my own peril thankyouverymuch.

Wild Stickman Catcher: Jennifer S

Oh no! It seems that LadyStick’s captors knew we were coming. They must have done this trope before. We’ll have to be super…OHMYGODITBURNS! Don’t just stand there Stickman, lower that force field and save me!

Wild Stickman Catcher: David S

I’m okay…I’m okay. Stickman pulled me out of the line of fire. Typical super-villainy, sending robots to do your dirty work. Now which way should we go? They’ll be sending another wave of minions soon. Well, we’re certainly not going THAT WAY.

Wild Stickman Catcher: Jennifer S

Will Stickman and myself manage to rescue LadyStick? Or will we fall victim to one of traps laid before us? Tune in next week to find out! And remember, if you see a wild Stickman please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

-Lady Of Odd

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There are only two words that come to mind when I see the expression on Stickman’s face: insurance fraud. Medical bills aren’t cheap, you know.