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Unless They’re Not


March 8th, 2010 chwazymoto 7 comments

Submitted by: Texan Candy Shop via Oddly Specific

Being self-employed is great because you can set your own hours.

It sucks for everyone else, though.

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Finally!


March 2nd, 2010 chwazymoto 22 comments

Finally!

Submitted by: Da Yoopers Tourist Trap. Ishpeming, MI via Oddly Specific

I’ve been here and this sign does actually exist. I don’t know if there’s really an alligator in the basement, but I wouldn’t put it past these guys.

Well, If You Insist


February 22nd, 2010 chwazymoto 23 comments

Well, If You Insist

Submitted by: Local 7/11 via Oddly Specific

Talk about an offer you can’t refuse!

You’ll Kill Us All!


February 19th, 2010 chwazymoto 15 comments

Submitted by: Starbucks in San Jose, CA. via Oddly Specific

Everyone knows that caffeine addicts crave human flesh once the sun goes down. That door is the only thing standing between those employees and being ground up with tomorrow’s house blend.

Thataway


February 19th, 2010 chwazymoto 16 comments

Funny Signs - Thataway

Funny how an apostrophe can make all the difference.

Coincidentally, this is just down the street from my office.

Submitted by: Jacob via our submission page

Honesty IS the Best Policy


February 15th, 2010 chwazymoto 16 comments

Honesty IS the Best Policy

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Sounds legit to me. Anyone else want a Faux-lex?

More ironic finds here.

Mmm, Hot Dogs


February 11th, 2010 chwazymoto 17 comments

Funny Signs - Mmm, Hot Dogs

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Personally, I prefer bacon and West Nile, but to each his own.

For more bad translations, check out Engrish Funny

Adrenaline Shot 800M


February 5th, 2010 chwazymoto 24 comments

Submitted by: Kumara Junction, New Zealand via Oddly Specific

There are numerous Eddie Izzard jokes I could make here, so I’ll just let you fill in your own.

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It is nice of them to tell you, though.

They Could Be ANYWHERE!


January 30th, 2010 chwazymoto 45 comments

Funny Signs - They Could Be ANYWHERE!

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I feel like this is part of some weird contest:

“Watch out for grapes! If you can find all the grapes hidden around our store, you’ll win free groceries for a month!”

What really gets me, though, is that the sign isn’t even IN the produce section. Bottom left we see what appears to be socks, and the aisle sign says fabric softener and laundry detergent. I guess some people just can’t wait until they get home to have a little snack

But How Else Will We Keep Them Clean?


January 29th, 2010 chwazymoto 18 comments

Funny Signs - But How Else Will We Keep Them Clean?

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Baskin-Robbins is one place where window shopping isn’t necessarily a good thing.