Submitted by: Texan Candy Shop via Oddly Specific
Being self-employed is great because you can set your own hours.
It sucks for everyone else, though.
Submitted by: Da Yoopers Tourist Trap. Ishpeming, MI via Oddly Specific
I’ve been here and this sign does actually exist. I don’t know if there’s really an alligator in the basement, but I wouldn’t put it past these guys.
Submitted by: Starbucks in San Jose, CA. via Oddly Specific
Everyone knows that caffeine addicts crave human flesh once the sun goes down. That door is the only thing standing between those employees and being ground up with tomorrow’s house blend.
Funny how an apostrophe can make all the difference.
Coincidentally, this is just down the street from my office.
Submitted by: Jacob via our submission page
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Sounds legit to me. Anyone else want a Faux-lex?
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Personally, I prefer bacon and West Nile, but to each his own.
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Submitted by: Kumara Junction, New Zealand via Oddly Specific
There are numerous Eddie Izzard jokes I could make here, so I’ll just let you fill in your own.
It is nice of them to tell you, though.
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
I feel like this is part of some weird contest:
“Watch out for grapes! If you can find all the grapes hidden around our store, you’ll win free groceries for a month!”
What really gets me, though, is that the sign isn’t even IN the produce section. Bottom left we see what appears to be socks, and the aisle sign says fabric softener and laundry detergent. I guess some people just can’t wait until they get home to have a little snack
Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Baskin-Robbins is one place where window shopping isn’t necessarily a good thing.
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