I Would Think This Would Be Obvious

Submitted by: gotcottonmouth
But if things like this weren’t needed, we wouldn’t have The Darwin Awards.

Submitted by: gotcottonmouth
But if things like this weren’t needed, we wouldn’t have The Darwin Awards.

Submitted by: Unknown
We suggest cutting out your fiber for a few days…

I didn’t know that reptiles could make signs! Man that opens up a whole new world…

Submitted by: Spencer Ash
Not here, at least. You go two towns over for that.

Submitted by: Unknown
The big issue here is that he doesn’t understand personal space.

Submitted by: Unknown
And who decides who is weak? I think my boss is weak, so can I hurdle him?

Submitted by: cass via Oddly Specific
I would love to cover some monkey bars with that, if it existed.
Submitted via Oddly Specific
Is this a warning that there are prostitutes around or a warning for the prostitutes themselves?