And who decides who is weak? I think my boss is weak, so can I hurdle him?

But maybe I should look for a location more clearly marked.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

A long, long time ago, in a duplex far, far away.

Or should we say the CDO Treatment Center, so the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.

People over 7′ note: Bring a rocket launcher.

I was all set-up to fight Captain Hammer, too.

You know, there are some things you shouldn’t do, no matter how simple it seems.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Knowing is half the battle.

Submitted by: Dinah Saur via Oddly Specific

The Department of Redundancy Department would like to have a word with you.

Submitted by: Cyberkedi via Oddly Specific

Next aisle over: Crying and Killing.

Submitted by: SP Riley via Oddly Specific

Let’s solve this argument the old fashioned way: with fists.