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But feel free to have sex in any other bathroom you encounter, especially if its a unisex bathroom, because they have those great handles for good grip.

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However, nobody said it couldn’t be used for a bath, or for biological warfare inside water balloons.

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Clearly this establishment is against dieting.

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Talk about grandfathering in your parking privileges.

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But man, it was BAD ASS.

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That lying little… she always told me it was in her pants. I should have known it was a trick.

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At least they asked kindly. That’s an improvement on some tactics.

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But then again, this watch hasn’t worked for years.

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But don’t miss the frakking cows.

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Honesty is the best policy, considering his window isn’t broken… yet.