Submitted by: Da Yoopers Tourist Trap. Ishpeming, MI via Oddly Specific
I’ve been here and this sign does actually exist. I don’t know if there’s really an alligator in the basement, but I wouldn’t put it past these guys.
Welcome back, dear readers! Today we journey deep into the perilous heart of the Stickman’s world. On an average day, the typical Stickman may encounter slippery floors, closed bathrooms and hotels on fire but these are mundane adventures. Sometimes though, a Stickman may encounter something even HE isn’t expecting.
Oh no! Use the hand brake Grandpa Sticky! Honestly, who puts alligators at the bottom of the handicap accessible ramp?
Alcohol may be the only way to enjoy the state fair, but the carnies can be cruel pranksters. Hiding in the sink? Oh you wily bastard.
But for all the crazy shenanigans they’re forced to put up with, at least some places try to keep the freakiest stuff away from Sticky. That means you, Frankenstein’s monster. That’s right, get back in the woodshed where you belong.
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