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They Attack… From Behind

Aug. 30, 2010

They Attack... From Behind

Submitted by: Unknown

The big issue here is that he doesn’t understand personal space.

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Now Entering Fail Farm

Aug. 11, 2010

Funny Signs - Now Entering Fail Farm

Submitted by: Charlotte, Vermont via Oddly Specific

But don’t miss the frakking cows.

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When Just One Picture Of Goats In Trees Isn’t Enough For You

Aug. 5, 2010

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I can’t wait to see next March! The anticipation is killing me.

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Stickman: 1, Gator: 4

Aug. 4, 2010

Stickman: 1, Gator: 4

Submitted by: Unknown

Stickman, you so crazy! Everyone knows that the only thing you feed a saltwater crocodile is a hand, and a clock.

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Wildlife Wednesday Part 2: Welcome to the Jungle

Jun. 16, 2010

Welcome back to Wildlife Wednesday here on Oddly Specific!

Earlier this morning we talked about gluttony in the animal kingdom, but now we’ll discuss something that’s entirely your fault: stupidity.

Every time you read about an animal attacking someone, all the blame is put on the poor pit bull, or the angry tiger, or the hungry weasel.

Animals don’t know it’s rude to gnaw on someone’s face without their permission! If you go on safari wearing a bikini made of bacon, don’t be surprised if you get mauled by a lion!

Funny Signs - Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Do You Prefer a Left or Right Hook?

Submitted by: Fuji-Q Amusement Park in Japan via Oddly Specific

I don’t know who would be dumb enough to challenge a bear to a boxing match, but I’d certainly like to meet them. Pro-tip: if a bear charges, stand your ground. Most bear charges are bluffs.

There, now you can’t say I never taught you anything.

Funny Signs - Mine?

Submitted by: dumbphotos.com via Oddly Specific

If Pixar has taught me anything (other than the fact that Dreamworks is unfairly targeting minority animal groups) it’s that seagulls are ruthless killing machines. In their eyes, threatening someone with seagulls is akin to torture!

Of course, animals aren’t the only vicious things out there in the wild.

Funny Signs - Feed Me, Seymour!

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I’ve seen this musical so I know what happens when a Venus Flytrap tastes human blood and it’s NOT PRETTY!

Now, as I said before, a lot of this is your fault. You might ask “what can I do to help?”

The answer is simple:

Funny Signs - America Is Changing...

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I think Bob Barker would approve. May he rest in peace. (I read it on 4chan so it must be true!)

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Wildlife Wednesday Part 1: Let’s Get Physical

Jun. 16, 2010

Welcome to Wildlife Wednesday here on Oddly Specific!

Today I’m going to tell you about Mother Nature’s silent killer: Sarah Palin BP animal obesity.

After watching Over the Hedge three times doing extensive research, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s all Dreamworks’ fault. Shame on them for glorifying junk food that way!

Fortunately, there’s hope. A group of whackjobs PETA members animal rights activists have posted some helpful signs to raise awareness.

Warning:  Stupid Red Squirrels

Submitted by: Scotland,UK via Oddly Specific

It’s not their fault they’ve gained so much weight they can barely move. Imagine if you were constantly gorging on delicious french fries, all crispy and salty and golden brown….

What was I saying? Oh! Don’t make fun of the fat squirrels!

Funny Signs - This Place is Self-Serve

Submitted by: Outside My Apartment Complex via Oddly Specific

Here’s a step in the right direction. Don’t feed the geese from the patio, make them come all the way to the back door! You can never get too much cardio.

Funny Signs - The Avian Diet

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

This sign is perfect. The pigeons are acknowledging their weight problem and asking for help. It’s nice to finally see animals with a sense of personal responsibility.

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Bloodsucking Fiends!

May. 24, 2010

Funny Signs - Bloodsucking Fiends!

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Finally someone is listening! I’ve been warning people for years that squirrels are actually small, furry vampires.

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What About Dromedaries?

Apr. 8, 2010

Funny Signs - What About Dromedaries?

Submitted by: Found outside the engine shed on the North York moors railway in Grosmont. via Oddly Specific

Or degus? Dormice? Dolphins?

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Mechanical Alligator?

Feb. 14, 2010

Mechanical Alligator?

Submitted by: south africa via Oddly Specific

Are the crocodiles moving the machinery? You’d think there would be animals better suited to the task.

*Edit*
It’s a crocodile.

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Charmander?

Feb. 10, 2010

Charmander?

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Post your theories in the comments, because I’ve got nothing.

*Edit*
Statues? Really? You guys are no fun.

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