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Submitted by: Wichita, KS via Oddly Specific

I’m not a hunter, but if this became legal, I’d learn.

Submitted by: Bathroom at our corporate office via Oddly Specific

I hope they installed scales.

Submitted by: Marketing na Cozinha (brazilian website) via Oddly Specific

Call ’shopped all you want, I still think it’s hilarious.

Submitted by: took the photo myself – pablo via Oddly Specific

Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss.

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If you are unsure, you’ve failed already. -Mathy

Submitted by: Bus via Oddly Specific

Finally! I can’t tell you how long I’ve been waiting for them to actually make this into a rule.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Sounds legit to me. Anyone else want a Faux-lex?

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Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Personally, I prefer bacon and West Nile, but to each his own.

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Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I’ve heard of hair clogs, but I’ve never heard of a semen clog. I mean, I would get it if it was paper towels, or tampons, or anything else, really, but last I checked, semen was water soluble.

Makes me glad I didn’t go to U of M, since obviously there’s something in the water.

*Edit*
All you U of M people saying it’s a joke and not funny are just further proving my point.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

The lesson here being: if something’s boring, just rotate it 45 degrees to the left and get the party started!

I looked it up. That’s not even an actual diamond. Apparently Shreddies didn’t pass high school geometry either.

*Edit*
Ok, ok, I stand corrected. It IS a diamond.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

“What are we going to do tonight, Brain?”
“Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the- What is going on over there?! Get a room you two! Blasted grad students.”