Good Friday to you readers! We’re still on the trail of our dashing hero Stickman from last week. It seems he and his LadyStick are going to take their three day weekend and spend it at the beach! How romantic.

Coney Island is a beach?

Oh…oh come on guys. On the public transit? Seriously you two have no shame. I’ll be glad when this honeymoon period is over. Let’s just skip ahead. Where’s the fast forward on this thing?

Boardwalk closed for repairs.

Ha! That’s karma, that is. When you’re too busy committing extreme acts of PDA you miss out on the important details. Like the fact that the wood you were walking on had the same give and consistency of a wet sponge. Now LadyStick is all wet…not like that, you pervs.

Warning: Strong Current

Wait. I thought Coney Island was the beach. This looks like a river.
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PAY NO MIND TO THE PLOT HOLE BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
Anyways, looks like she’s floating away. That’s the thing about princesses; the constant saving.

Karma uses Migraine Attack!

Don’t come crying to me Stickman. You wanted her; now you have to go get her. Or not. I mean, it’s not like it’s a written down rule. More…expressly implied.

Will Stickman chase down his soggy lady love? Or will he rise above the princess trope and leave her to her fate? Tune in next Friday to find out! And remember readers, if you see a wild Stickman please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

-Lady Of Odd

Oh hello there readers! It seems this week our unfortunate Stickman had been taken by the recent “Wonderland” fervor. He’s been back behind the house for hours, looking for rabbit holes.

Stickman: “Found it! Aaaeeeeeiiiiiieeeeeeeee….!”

Well I’ll be…guess perseverance pays off after all. Let’s see what happened to him shall we? Looks like he survived…

Stickman: “I’m okay.”

Doesn’t look like Sticky will be climbing back up the rabbit hole. Someone’s gone and shored up the inside with what appears to be bricks of gelatin. He’ll have to find another way out.

Stickman: “I think I hear a shuffling sound. It’s getting closer! Help!”

Oh no. Is it a Bandersnatch? The Mock Turtle? The Jabberwocky? Get out Sticky! But what’s this? Alice’s tears have still flooded parts of Wonderland. The bridge is out!

Stickman: “It’s almost on me. Sounds like…horse hooves?”

It’s…the Mad Stick Hatter? Well that’s a relief. Anyone sensible enough to put shoes on horse and with enough equilibrium to hula hoop while galloping is surely a friend indeed. Will the Stick Hatter help our Stickman get back to the real world? Or will the Red Queen find them and decide she quite likes the look of a two dimensional head? Tune in next Friday to find out!

And in the mean time remember; if you see a Wild Stickman, please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

Oh hello. Welcome back readers! Sorry I’ve been absent, but Sticky went AWOL and it’s hard to chase him down and post at the same time. But I’m making headway. Look, there he is now!

Stickman puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Oh, that’s not good.

Stickman casts Feral Blood Sucking Mount.

Oh God, that sounds terrify…oh nevermind. He must have gone back to town to buy new spells when I wasn’t looking. Good thing I bribed that spell merchant. Now to show off those skills I learned from the local Gym Leader.

Lady of Odd casts Lighting Bolt. It’s super effective!

Ha HA! Take that. Kids? What kids…YOU SEE NOTHING.

Well that gets Sticky back under control. If you see a Wild Stickman, please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

Until next week, readers!

This week’s installment of Stickman in Peril features poor Stickman’s decline into the seedy underbelly of crime.

It all started innocently enough, with Sticky falling in with a rough group of kids. They dared him to join in their devil may care antics such as playing chicken with cars…while on bicycles. It would seem no one was old enough to buy a motorcycle yet.

Petty crime led to misdemeanors which led to drugs and drugs led to…pole dancing on public trains for spare change? Oh Stickman, you don’t have to degrade yourself like that.

Of course, crime doesn’t pay. Even sexy crime like stripping in a public forum. Don’t worry, I’m sure the police brutality will come up in his trial. Seriously cops? Did you HAVE to slam the door on him?

Post By: Lady of Odd