Oddly Specific

Oh hello. Welcome back readers! Sorry I’ve been absent, but Sticky went AWOL and it’s hard to chase him down and post at the same time. But I’m making headway. Look, there he is now!

Stickman puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Oh, that’s not good.

Stickman casts Feral Blood Sucking Mount.

Oh God, that sounds terrify…oh nevermind. He must have gone back to town to buy new spells when I wasn’t looking. Good thing I bribed that spell merchant. Now to show off those skills I learned from the local Gym Leader.

Lady of Odd casts Lighting Bolt. It’s super effective!

Ha HA! Take that. Kids? What kids…YOU SEE NOTHING.

Well that gets Sticky back under control. If you see a Wild Stickman, please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

Until next week, readers!

This week’s installment of Stickman in Peril features poor Stickman’s decline into the seedy underbelly of crime.

It all started innocently enough, with Sticky falling in with a rough group of kids. They dared him to join in their devil may care antics such as playing chicken with cars…while on bicycles. It would seem no one was old enough to buy a motorcycle yet.

Petty crime led to misdemeanors which led to drugs and drugs led to…pole dancing on public trains for spare change? Oh Stickman, you don’t have to degrade yourself like that.

Of course, crime doesn’t pay. Even sexy crime like stripping in a public forum. Don’t worry, I’m sure the police brutality will come up in his trial. Seriously cops? Did you HAVE to slam the door on him?

Post By: Lady of Odd