Submitted by: REDDIT via Oddly Specific

That lying little… she always told me it was in her pants. I should have known it was a trick.

Submitted by: Fun With Words via Oddly Specific

But then again, this watch hasn’t worked for years.

Submitted by: Trippykiller via Oddly Specific

This wouldn’t be a problem if I had my damn flying car. Thanks for nothing, science.

Submitted by: Reaperducer via Oddly Specific

It’s good to know Pepsi supports this decision, even if only by implication.

Submitted by: chachinoz via Oddly Specific

The fine for speeding is $150. Not $175, $200, or $225.

Submitted by: I took the picture on the road from South Africa to Gaborone, Botswana via Oddly Specific

So…where do you want to stay?

Submitted by: Giant’s Causeway, Ireland via Oddly Specific

Quite honestly, I’d be more afraid of the bus. Then again, I live in Seattle.

Submitted by: Beijing, several places via Oddly Specific

Obviously it was enough of a problem that they needed a sign.

Submitted by: Tahoma525 via Oddly Specific

I mean, as long as you’re not using it…

Submitted by: I stumbled upon it years ago. This site made me go find it via Oddly Specific

All this time the cows were just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. We’re about to get paid for years of attempted cow-tipping.