Not here, at least. You go two towns over for that.

Hello intrepid readers! Welcome to this week’s edition of Stickmen In Peril. After watching his beloved LadyStick get carried away by an insidious tide, we needed to take a week to regroup. It turns out that the tide took her into a foreboding looking house and we needed time to travel and find suitable infiltration disguises.

Pretty brilliant huh?

Wild Stickman Catcher: Rebecca F

But now that we’ve disembarked from the train, we’re ready to go. Let’s skip ahead……
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It’s like a work of art seeing Sticky’s masterful skill at picking a lock; shame you guys missed it. Wait, what’s that Sticky? Don’t you shush me. I’ll narrate your adventures at my own peril thankyouverymuch.

Wild Stickman Catcher: Jennifer S

Oh no! It seems that LadyStick’s captors knew we were coming. They must have done this trope before. We’ll have to be super…OHMYGODITBURNS! Don’t just stand there Stickman, lower that force field and save me!

Wild Stickman Catcher: David S

I’m okay…I’m okay. Stickman pulled me out of the line of fire. Typical super-villainy, sending robots to do your dirty work. Now which way should we go? They’ll be sending another wave of minions soon. Well, we’re certainly not going THAT WAY.

Wild Stickman Catcher: Jennifer S

Will Stickman and myself manage to rescue LadyStick? Or will we fall victim to one of traps laid before us? Tune in next week to find out! And remember, if you see a wild Stickman please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com

-Lady Of Odd

This week’s installment of Stickman in Peril features poor Stickman’s decline into the seedy underbelly of crime.

It all started innocently enough, with Sticky falling in with a rough group of kids. They dared him to join in their devil may care antics such as playing chicken with cars…while on bicycles. It would seem no one was old enough to buy a motorcycle yet.

Petty crime led to misdemeanors which led to drugs and drugs led to…pole dancing on public trains for spare change? Oh Stickman, you don’t have to degrade yourself like that.

Of course, crime doesn’t pay. Even sexy crime like stripping in a public forum. Don’t worry, I’m sure the police brutality will come up in his trial. Seriously cops? Did you HAVE to slam the door on him?

Post By: Lady of Odd