Finally!

Submitted by: Da Yoopers Tourist Trap. Ishpeming, MI via Oddly Specific
I’ve been here and this sign does actually exist. I don’t know if there’s really an alligator in the basement, but I wouldn’t put it past these guys.

Submitted by: Da Yoopers Tourist Trap. Ishpeming, MI via Oddly Specific
I’ve been here and this sign does actually exist. I don’t know if there’s really an alligator in the basement, but I wouldn’t put it past these guys.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
He doesn’t attack, he just sits in his doghouse, staring at you and mumbling to himself.

Submitted by: Blue Mountains, Australia via Oddly Specific
What I like most about this is that they treat losing a limb like losing your jacket or a piece of jewelry. Yeah, it’s inconvenient but it’s not the end of the world. I wonder if they have a lost and found box of orphaned arms and legs, in case you can’t find your own.

Submitted by: Bulletinboard in Switzerland via Oddly Specific
Dach geräumt? Dächer rechtzeitig von Schnee und Eis räumen.
Translation:
Roof Cleared? Vacate roofs in time of snow and ice.
Don’t laugh! This totally happened on an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.
*Edit*
I don’t speak/read/understand German, so I just used the Google Translator. The correct translation is “Roof cleared? Clear snow and ice off roofs in a timely manner.” Thanks, TheCannyScot!
For more awful translations (none by me, however) check out Engrish Funny
*Edit.2*
According to Zedo Mann, who rushed to my translation’s defense, Google did just fine. So pick which ever version you prefer. But you should still totally check out Engrish Funny

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
The help desk at my university had this same sign posted. As such, I was always extra polite to the techs, just in case they were serious.

Submitted by: Elephant Pass Pancake Barn, Tasmania via Oddly Specific

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
The fact that there’s even a sign for this makes me want to go live on Mars.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
I feel like this is part of some weird contest:
“Watch out for grapes! If you can find all the grapes hidden around our store, you’ll win free groceries for a month!”
What really gets me, though, is that the sign isn’t even IN the produce section. Bottom left we see what appears to be socks, and the aisle sign says fabric softener and laundry detergent. I guess some people just can’t wait until they get home to have a little snack
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