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Submitted by: Bathroom at our corporate office via Oddly Specific

I hope they installed scales.

Submitted by: in Canberra via Oddly Specific

Does it come with free refills?

Submitted by: University of Birmingham via Oddly Specific

Unless there’s a sloped floor leading to a Sarlacc pit behind the professor’s desk, I’m not really sure what the “safe zone” is for.

If any of you have any guesses, I’ll post the funniest.

Fave Comments

safe from falling grand pianos. -sharon

It’s where the dropped safes land, as if by some strange magnetism. -ceemoy

In case of zombie apocalypse, stand here. -321boom

Clearly the sign is a trick. The trapdoor is SO obvious! -slupine

Submitted by: Hong Kong via Oddly Specific

It’s already been clearly established that the octopus is…otherwise engaged.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Sounds legit to me. Anyone else want a Faux-lex?

More ironic finds here.

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

This has to be a mistranslation. And if it’s not, I know some people who have been getting screwed for the last several years.

Submitted by: Carlise i think via Oddly Specific

Talk about the need to walk on eggshells. Anyone else feel like we’re taking this whole “no more hurt feelings” thing a little too far?

Submitted by: Taken in Budapest via Oddly Specific

I’m really not sure what’s going on here. Is it some sort of rite of passage? “Either cross the street alone or you never become a man!” Or maybe it’s a new Hungarian campaign against single dads?

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Post your theories in the comments, because I’ve got nothing.

*Edit*
Statues? Really? You guys are no fun.

Submitted by: US Highway 395 via Oddly Specific

This is one of those things I had to look up, just to make sure it was legit. Turns out, it totally is. It’s crayfish, not lobsters, but they’re still illegal to sell. But they have no problem with you going to a prostitute and getting crabs…how odd.